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Table of Contents
Lists (10)
Lists, lists, lists.
- 2007.05.08: Letters
- 2006.02.14: Email Subject Lines
- 2006.02.10: Bad Rapper Names
- 2006.01.23: Neighborhood Barbershops
- 2006.01.07: Barbershop Quartet Names
- 2005.12.12: Things I Do Not Care About
- 2005.11.05: Board Games That Didn't Quite Catch On
- 2005.11.04: Good Math-League Team Names
- 2005.10.18: Bad Motorcycle Gang Names
- 2005.08.15: Things I've overheard a fellow Software Engineer say to his computer while writing code
Observations (48)
Observations based on my ordinary and unremarkable life.
- 2010.06.25: Four-Hour Meeting
- 2010.04.19: Magic Midget Hotel
- 2010.04.08: Minneapolis Passport Agency
- 2010.02.16: Emergency #2
- 2009.12.08: Nastiest Place On The Planet
- 2009.11.10: Mustache Detection
- 2009.10.27: Homeslice
- 2009.10.22: Pajama Time
- 2009.10.08: Rodent Guillotine
- 2009.08.19: Backup Cigarette Money
- 2009.07.25: Curling Irons
- 2009.07.12: Garden Mattock
- 2009.05.26: Dandelion Police
- 2009.05.19: Fruit Rollup
- 2009.04.08: Talon Management
- 2009.04.07: Parking Nazi
- 2009.03.24: Uncle Jimmy
- 2009.03.11: German Crapwagon Nightmare
- 2009.03.06: Karl
- 2009.01.31: Raw Chicken
- 2009.01.24: Black Dairy Market
- 2008.12.16: Thighs
- 2008.12.11: Soup in the Freezer
- 2008.12.10: Geographic Discrimination
- 2008.12.09: Math Teams
- 2008.12.08: Jelly Packets
- 2008.11.27: Ethical Dilemmas
- 2008.11.25: Jiffy Lube Guy
- 2008.11.22: Badass Deciduous
- 2008.11.19: Prodigal Son
- 2008.11.18: Writer's Block
- 2008.11.12: Birth on 694
- 2008.11.07: Windmill Guy
- 2008.11.07: Recently Incarcerated
- 2008.11.04: Huffy Guy
- 2008.10.30: Hollywood
- 2008.10.23: Tape Players
- 2008.10.17: Cargo Capacity
- 2008.10.13: Mexican Polka
- 2008.10.01: Sinus Pressure
- 2008.09.24: Dead Body
- 2008.09.24: TI-32
- 2008.09.24: Exclamation Marks
- 2008.09.19: Pirate Regex
- 2008.09.04: Cowboys of Supply Chain Management
- 2008.06.21: Expired Tabs
- 2008.06.11: Fang Cleaning
- 2008.04.16: Weed at the Bus Stop
Stories (24)
Original stories based on my ordinary and unremarkable life.
- 2008.05.20: Swim Unit
- 2007.08.09: The Promise
- 2007.08.03: Minneapolis Bridge Collapse
- 2007.07.11: Unearthed
- 2007.07.03: Swobo Sanchez
- 2007.04.09: Factor 8
- 2007.04.04: Glass Man
- 2007.02.19: Yee Yee Road
- 2007.02.05: Airborne
- 2007.01.20: Man in the Well
- 2007.01.10: The Return of the Prodigal Son
- 2006.07.24: Exclamation Ratio
- 2006.04.17: Hyper-Color Dance Squad
- 2006.04.06: Endo
- 2006.03.27: Butter Factory
- 2006.03.19: First Hunt
- 2006.03.10: Goodbye Furbowski
- 2006.03.10: Skim Shady
- 2006.01.25: Mr. Afro's Barbershop
- 2005.11.27: Irritable Vowel Syndrome
- 2005.10.23: A Letter to Scarred Feet
- 2005.09.02: Burrito Bandit
- 2005.04.06: Dentist
- 2004.07.08: Explosion
Recently Modified Entries
The following entries have been recently modified:
- Modified: 2010.06.25; Created: 2010.06.25: Four-Hour Meeting
- Modified: 2010.04.20; Created: 2010.04.19: Magic Midget Hotel
- Modified: 2010.04.13; Created: 2010.04.08: Minneapolis Passport Agency
- Modified: 2010.02.16; Created: 2010.02.16: Emergency #2
- Modified: 2009.12.08; Created: 2009.12.08: Nastiest Place On The Planet
- Modified: 2009.11.12; Created: 2009.11.10: Mustache Detection
- Modified: 2009.10.27; Created: 2009.10.27: Homeslice
- Modified: 2009.10.22; Created: 2009.10.22: Pajama Time
- Modified: 2009.10.20; Created: 2009.10.08: Rodent Guillotine
- Modified: 2009.10.16; Created: 2009.08.19: Backup Cigarette Money
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