Emergency #2
Just saw a poor soul stop their car abruptly mid-road, drop their trousers, and take an emergency #2. And I thought I was having a bad day.
Notice: Persons attempting to find a "text" in this [story] will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a "subtext" in it will be banished; persons attempting to explain, interpret, explicate, analyze, deconstruct, or otherwise "understand" it will be exiled to a desert island in the company only of other explainers. †
