Nastiest Place On The Planet
If you were to say there does not exist a nastier place on the planet than the holes of a bowling ball, I would have no choice but to agree.
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If you were to say there does not exist a nastier place on the planet than the holes of a bowling ball, I would have no choice but to agree.