Notice: Persons attempting to find a "text" in this [story] will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a "subtext" in it will be banished; persons attempting to explain, interpret, explicate, analyze, deconstruct, or otherwise "understand" it will be exiled to a desert island in the company only of other explainers. †

Parking Nazi

Just had a minor altercation with the Parking Nazi (AKA “Gordy”), where I was forced to defend the accusation that my permit is counterfeit.