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Reviews of the car I’m buying tomorrow: “A complete, and total piece of junk”, “A nice looking lawn ornament”, “German crapwagon nightmare”.
11 March 2009 — Terms: Car • German Crapwagon Nightmare • Lawn Ornament • Piece of Junk • Review