Notice: Persons attempting to find a "text" in this [story] will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a "subtext" in it will be banished; persons attempting to explain, interpret, explicate, analyze, deconstruct, or otherwise "understand" it will be exiled to a desert island in the company only of other explainers. †

Recently Incarcerated

I’ve been trying to find a guy for the past two weeks to settle a certain “business transaction”. Turns out he’s been recently incarcerated.