Notice: Persons attempting to find a "text" in this [story] will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a "subtext" in it will be banished; persons attempting to explain, interpret, explicate, analyze, deconstruct, or otherwise "understand" it will be exiled to a desert island in the company only of other explainers. †

Cargo Capacity

Just bought a car from a guy who offered to personally wash it for a year. Also, he locked himself in the trunk to demo the cargo capacity.