Notice: Persons attempting to find a "text" in this [story] will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a "subtext" in it will be banished; persons attempting to explain, interpret, explicate, analyze, deconstruct, or otherwise "understand" it will be exiled to a desert island in the company only of other explainers. †

Mexican Polka

Just sold my truck to a guy who was primarily interested in how his Mexican polka would bump through the custom sound system and Kicker sub.