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Email Subject Lines

In the flavor of OddPost’s Subject-O-Matique, here’re some humorus email subject lines that, A) have been sent to me; B) have been sent by me; or C) I plan to send in the future.

  • Christmas ham
  • Fwd: Communication Breakdown
  • It’s not you, I just have some things to work through right now.
  • Re: RE: Fwd: Re: Pizza Party!
  • We found your luggage
  • how was “it”?
  • mouse droppings behind the fridge
  • Please disregard my last email
  • Re: I disgree with everything you just said
  • Fwd: Re: FW[2]: RE: re: [FWD] joke
  • Sender wishes to recall message
  • VERY HIGH PROIRITY!!!
  • Re[36]: Bummer dude
  • We need to talk
  • Whoever cut the wires attaching the probes to the scope currently in the EE lab please do NOT do that again. Thank you.
  • Re: your temper
  • computer problems (again)
  • Re: RE: Sorry about the rash
  • about last night…
  • test
  • Anyone got change for a $20?
  • Re: let’s just be friends, k?
  • do me a favor and don’t do me any more favors
  • wake me up at 4:00p
  • Looking for Large Dog Kennel (plastic portable kind)