Things I Do Not Care About
- Country music
- Feeling sorry for people who whine about “Minnesota winters”
- Netscape 4
- Social networking for the purpose of gainful employment
- Smallish watches
Notice: Persons attempting to find a "text" in this [story] will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a "subtext" in it will be banished; persons attempting to explain, interpret, explicate, analyze, deconstruct, or otherwise "understand" it will be exiled to a desert island in the company only of other explainers. †
