Notice: Persons attempting to find a "text" in this [story] will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a "subtext" in it will be banished; persons attempting to explain, interpret, explicate, analyze, deconstruct, or otherwise "understand" it will be exiled to a desert island in the company only of other explainers. †

Things I Do Not Care About

  • Country music
  • Feeling sorry for people who whine about “Minnesota winters”
  • Netscape 4
  • Social networking for the purpose of gainful employment
  • Smallish watches